Oct: All right Antony prepare to die, your insults to Rome have gone on long enough! That fact that you’d even challenge me shows that your nothing but a fool.
Mecaneas: Antony’s angry right now. Take advantage of his rage and finish his men when he’s not thinking.
Oct: The last battle is approaching. I want Mark Antonys head on a platter.
Scene II
MA: Caesar won't fight me.
DE: He thinks he's that much better than you?
MA: I'll fight him tomorrow if it 's the last thing I ever do. But tonight, let's party.
Cleo: What is going on?
DE: He's in denial, trying to cover up his misery.
MA: Men, you may never see me alive again after this night. Maybe tomorrow night you will be following another master. Give me a couple hours of your time now.
DE: ARe you trying to make us feel bad?
MA: Of course not! I'm not saying it in a bad way, I just mean I want to get drunk with you guys now.
Scene III (let's leave this out)
Scene IV
Act IV Scene IV MA: Eros, dress me!
C: Sleep a little…
MA: Can’t. Hurry up Eros! ~Eros comes in w/ armor~ MA: We’ll be late otherwise
C: Let me help!
MA: No! You’ll dirty those beautiful hands of yours
C: I don’t care, please?
MA: Fine…
C: God, I hope I’m doing this right…
MA: You’re kinda useless…Eros fix her mistakes! ~Soldier comes in~ S: WE’RE READY! ~Captain comes in~ Cap: Hey!
MA: Hey! Ok let’s go! I’m so confident! Now I’ll kiss you… ~KISS Cleopatra~ MA: BYE! ~MA,E,C,S LEAVE~ C: I hope he really is ready.
Scene V
ACT IV:scene v
Enter Mark Antony and soldier
Soldier: Woo! Hail Antony!
MA: I really should have listened to Camidius, we are so boned.
Soldier: have faith. Enobarbus has betrayed us. He fights with Caesar now.
MA: I don't blame him, he is a good man. Make sure he receives his personal belongings, as well as my good tidings.
Scene VI
Octavius, Domitius and Agrippa
Battlefield
O: Agrippa, attack! Take no one alive except for Mark Antony, have him taken prisoner!
A: Yes sir!
Agrippa leaves
O: Now there will finally be peace in my land
Messenger enters
Mess: Antony had entered the battle!
O: Charge the lines Agrippa! Have his own deserted soldiers fight him! Do not give up!
All leave but Domitius
Soldier enters
Soldier: Sir, all of your treasure has been sent to you and has arrived. Mark Antony sends his wishes and best regard
Soldier leaves
D: This treasure, I do not deserve it. I am the real traitor for leaving my leader, not Mark Antony, how foolish have I become? I would rather die then fight Mark Antony and so I shall.
Act IV Scene VII Enter Agrippa and others
Battlefield
A: Retreat! Retreat! There are too many! Fall back!
Enter Mark Antony and Sacrus wounded
Other side of the battle
Sacrus: We have fought well, my new emperor
M: Sacrus you are wounded?
S: A small scratch sir, a worthy wound
M: It is more than that; it is a might suffered wound, something to be proud of
Enter Eros
E: They are defeated sir! They will be followed down and be struck down; no mercy will be shown sir!
M: Very good, I award you both for great valor Act IV Scene VIII Enter Mark Antony and Sacrus
In Alexandria
M: We have won! My men have fought well and will destroy the retreating. We will take even Octavius himself
Cleopatra enters
C: Mark Antony! Congratulations on your win, a noble fight
M: Cleopatra! Now that we are hear, I must profess my love for you, the first moment I met you. I wish to be together. But that can wait; you must commend Sacrus for me first
C: I shall, Sacrus I commend you for your service and for your wound you will receive great armor and treasures
M: Now! All come! We shall march on to Alexandria together in victory!
Act IV Scene IX (Dan)
1st S and 2nd S discuss the coming battle
D.E: Night, be my witness
3rd S: Who is that?
2nd S: Stand close and listen
D.E: O Moon, have hateful memories of me
1st S: Enorabus!
3rd S: Peace!
D.E: I am a fugitive and traitor, O Antony! O Antony!
D.E: dies
2nd S: Let’s speak to him
1st S: What he says may concern Caesar
3rd S: Let’s do so, but he sleeps
1st S: He swoons rather; no one ever said such a bad prayer before they went to sleep
2nd S: Let’s go to him
3rd S: Wake up. Speak to us.
2nd S: Do you hear us?
1st S: He is dead
Drums far off
Let’s take him to the court of guard
3rd S: Come on, he may still recover
ACT IV Scene X
Antony: They are going to attack us by sea, not land
Scarus: We should be prepared either way.
Antony: I don't care if they attack by air, I 'm ready no matter what. I ordered our ground forces to stay up in the hills to watch what happens.
Act IV Scene XI
Octavius: I'm going to attack Antony at sea, not by land.
Act IV Scene XII
Antony: I'm going to go watch the naval battle
leaves, comes back
Everything is lost. The Egyptian whore has betrayed me. My fleet has surrendered to the enemy. Disgusting bitch I hate you.
This is what my life has come to.
Enter cleo
C: Why are you so angry?
MA: Get away from me. Go to Caesar. Get dragged along behind him in Rome, displayed to the world as the filthy thing you are. I hope Octavia claws your eyes out with her nails.
Exit Cleo
MA: I wish you had died and prevented any of this from happneing. Instead, I'm gotng to have to kill you, you witch!
Act IV Scene XIII
Cleo: He’s so angry! Help me quell his anger Charmander!
CH: Go to the monument, lock yourself, and tell him you’re dead!
C: Great idea! Mardian go and tell him the last thing I said was ‘Antony’ then tell me how he reacts.
ACT IV: scene xiv
Enter Mark antony, Eros
MA: Cleopatra is such a bitch, I am gonna kill her so hard. Now that I no longer have her love, I don’t know who I am.
Enter Mardian: The queen has been killed, her last words were, “ Antony, most noble Antony!”
MA: Oh no! I will end my life now so that I can join her in death!
Eros, kill me!
Eros: I cannot do that sir.
MA: you must, you are sworn to fulfill even my weirdest desires.
Eros: very well sir, ( makes like he is going to stab MA, but then takes his own life instead)
MA: A more loyal man I have never known, well, time to die.
( falls on own sword, but is still alive)
MA: Oh you have to be shitting me!
Enter cavalry
MA: you! Finish me off please.
Cavalry: no way buddy
Enter Diomedes:
Cleopatra is alive and well dumbass
MA: well now I feel stupid, bring my corpse to her. ACT IV SCENE XV C: I’ll never leave Charmian!
CH: it’s ok…
C: No it’s not…. ~Diomedes come is~ C: Is he dead?
D: Not yet, a guard has brought him. ~Antony comes in carried by Guard~ C: Help me get him up here!
MA: I am dying, Cleopatra…let me just have last kiss from you
C: I won’t leave this place, I’m sorry Antony. Caesar or Octavia want to kill me but help me get him up here! ~They get MA into the monument~ C: I wish a kiss from my lips would revive you!
MA: I die, get me some wine…
C: No!
Ma: Don’t trust anyone with Caesar but Proculeius
C: Ok…
MA: I’m sorry Cleo…but at least I die valiantly killed by my own countryman…
C: NO! Antony, you can’t leave me! ~MA dies~ NO! Don’t leave me! Antony wake up! Wake up!! Antony open your eyes my Lord! WAKE UP! ~FAINTS~ Ch: The hell?!
Iras: Wake up! This is ridiculous! ~Cleo wakes up~ C: I’d rather be a maid that cleans the toilet and milks cows! Antony shall receive a Roman funeral…and soon we’ll be together again… ~They leave~
Scene I
Scene I
Oct: All right Antony prepare to die, your insults to Rome have gone on long enough! That fact that you’d even challenge me shows that your nothing but a fool.
Mecaneas: Antony’s angry right now. Take advantage of his rage and finish his men when he’s not thinking.
Oct: The last battle is approaching. I want Mark Antonys head on a platter.
Scene II
MA: Caesar won't fight me.
DE: He thinks he's that much better than you?
MA: I'll fight him tomorrow if it 's the last thing I ever do. But tonight, let's party.
Cleo: What is going on?
DE: He's in denial, trying to cover up his misery.
MA: Men, you may never see me alive again after this night. Maybe tomorrow night you will be following another master. Give me a couple hours of your time now.
DE: ARe you trying to make us feel bad?
MA: Of course not! I'm not saying it in a bad way, I just mean I want to get drunk with you guys now.
Scene III (let's leave this out)
Scene IV
Act IV Scene IV
MA: Eros, dress me!
C: Sleep a little…
MA: Can’t. Hurry up Eros!
~Eros comes in w/ armor~
MA: We’ll be late otherwise
C: Let me help!
MA: No! You’ll dirty those beautiful hands of yours
C: I don’t care, please?
MA: Fine…
C: God, I hope I’m doing this right…
MA: You’re kinda useless…Eros fix her mistakes!
~Soldier comes in~
S: WE’RE READY!
~Captain comes in~
Cap: Hey!
MA: Hey! Ok let’s go! I’m so confident! Now I’ll kiss you…
~KISS Cleopatra~
MA: BYE!
~MA,E,C,S LEAVE~
C: I hope he really is ready.
Scene V
ACT IV: scene v
Enter Mark Antony and soldier
Soldier: Woo! Hail Antony!
MA: I really should have listened to Camidius, we are so boned.
Soldier: have faith. Enobarbus has betrayed us. He fights with Caesar now.
MA: I don't blame him, he is a good man. Make sure he receives his personal belongings, as well as my good tidings.
Scene VI
Octavius, Domitius and Agrippa
Battlefield
O: Agrippa, attack! Take no one alive except for Mark Antony, have him taken prisoner!
A: Yes sir!
Agrippa leaves
O: Now there will finally be peace in my land
Messenger enters
Mess: Antony had entered the battle!
O: Charge the lines Agrippa! Have his own deserted soldiers fight him! Do not give up!
All leave but Domitius
Soldier enters
Soldier: Sir, all of your treasure has been sent to you and has arrived. Mark Antony sends his wishes and best regard
Soldier leaves
D: This treasure, I do not deserve it. I am the real traitor for leaving my leader, not Mark Antony, how foolish have I become? I would rather die then fight Mark Antony and so I shall.
Act IV Scene VII
Enter Agrippa and others
Battlefield
A: Retreat! Retreat! There are too many! Fall back!
Enter Mark Antony and Sacrus wounded
Other side of the battle
Sacrus: We have fought well, my new emperor
M: Sacrus you are wounded?
S: A small scratch sir, a worthy wound
M: It is more than that; it is a might suffered wound, something to be proud of
Enter Eros
E: They are defeated sir! They will be followed down and be struck down; no mercy will be shown sir!
M: Very good, I award you both for great valor
Act IV Scene VIII
Enter Mark Antony and Sacrus
In Alexandria
M: We have won! My men have fought well and will destroy the retreating. We will take even Octavius himself
Cleopatra enters
C: Mark Antony! Congratulations on your win, a noble fight
M: Cleopatra! Now that we are hear, I must profess my love for you, the first moment I met you. I wish to be together. But that can wait; you must commend Sacrus for me first
C: I shall, Sacrus I commend you for your service and for your wound you will receive great armor and treasures
M: Now! All come! We shall march on to Alexandria together in victory!
Act IV Scene IX (Dan)
1st S and 2nd S discuss the coming battle
D.E: Night, be my witness
3rd S: Who is that?
2nd S: Stand close and listen
D.E: O Moon, have hateful memories of me
1st S: Enorabus!
3rd S: Peace!
D.E: I am a fugitive and traitor, O Antony! O Antony!
D.E: dies
2nd S: Let’s speak to him
1st S: What he says may concern Caesar
3rd S: Let’s do so, but he sleeps
1st S: He swoons rather; no one ever said such a bad prayer before they went to sleep
2nd S: Let’s go to him
3rd S: Wake up. Speak to us.
2nd S: Do you hear us?
1st S: He is dead
Drums far off
Let’s take him to the court of guard
3rd S: Come on, he may still recover
ACT IV Scene X
Antony: They are going to attack us by sea, not land
Scarus: We should be prepared either way.
Antony: I don't care if they attack by air, I 'm ready no matter what. I ordered our ground forces to stay up in the hills to watch what happens.
Act IV Scene XI
Octavius: I'm going to attack Antony at sea, not by land.
Act IV Scene XII
Antony: I'm going to go watch the naval battle
leaves, comes back
Everything is lost. The Egyptian whore has betrayed me. My fleet has surrendered to the enemy. Disgusting bitch I hate you.
This is what my life has come to.
Enter cleo
C: Why are you so angry?
MA: Get away from me. Go to Caesar. Get dragged along behind him in Rome, displayed to the world as the filthy thing you are. I hope Octavia claws your eyes out with her nails.
Exit Cleo
MA: I wish you had died and prevented any of this from happneing. Instead, I'm gotng to have to kill you, you witch!
Act IV Scene XIII
Cleo: He’s so angry! Help me quell his anger Charmander!
CH: Go to the monument, lock yourself, and tell him you’re dead!
C: Great idea! Mardian go and tell him the last thing I said was ‘Antony’ then tell me how he reacts.
ACT IV: scene xiv
Enter Mark antony, Eros
MA: Cleopatra is such a bitch, I am gonna kill her so hard. Now that I no longer have her love, I don’t know who I am.
Enter Mardian: The queen has been killed, her last words were, “ Antony, most noble Antony!”
MA: Oh no! I will end my life now so that I can join her in death!
Eros, kill me!
Eros: I cannot do that sir.
MA: you must, you are sworn to fulfill even my weirdest desires.
Eros: very well sir, ( makes like he is going to stab MA, but then takes his own life instead)
MA: A more loyal man I have never known, well, time to die.
( falls on own sword, but is still alive)
MA: Oh you have to be shitting me!
Enter cavalry
MA: you! Finish me off please.
Cavalry: no way buddy
Enter Diomedes:
Cleopatra is alive and well dumbass
MA: well now I feel stupid, bring my corpse to her.
ACT IV SCENE XV
C: I’ll never leave Charmian!
CH: it’s ok…
C: No it’s not….
~Diomedes come is~
C: Is he dead?
D: Not yet, a guard has brought him.
~Antony comes in carried by Guard~
C: Help me get him up here!
MA: I am dying, Cleopatra…let me just have last kiss from you
C: I won’t leave this place, I’m sorry Antony. Caesar or Octavia want to kill me but help me get him up here!
~They get MA into the monument~
C: I wish a kiss from my lips would revive you!
MA: I die, get me some wine…
C: No!
Ma: Don’t trust anyone with Caesar but Proculeius
C: Ok…
MA: I’m sorry Cleo…but at least I die valiantly killed by my own countryman…
C: NO! Antony, you can’t leave me!
~MA dies~
NO! Don’t leave me! Antony wake up! Wake up!! Antony open your eyes my Lord! WAKE UP!
~FAINTS~
Ch: The hell?!
Iras: Wake up! This is ridiculous!
~Cleo wakes up~
C: I’d rather be a maid that cleans the toilet and milks cows! Antony shall receive a Roman funeral…and soon we’ll be together again…
~They leave~